• zayn: we were in malabami
• liam: portugal? they speak spanish there right?
• niall: today was a busy week for us
• zayn: connecticut! my town!
• harry: i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
• niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing
• zayn: avocados are my new favorite vegetable!
• louis: do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
• liam: where is venezuela on the map?
• harry: *tweets his own instagram*

stonerschmidt:

if i was a disney princess i would be rapunzel cause i never leave my room

(via i-swearwewere-infinite)